April 11, 2009: Illuminated Site of the Week: The Only People You Can Depend On Are You

Burt Goldman has discovered the means to self-discovery and personal improvement: He asks himself what he would do. No, not in the sense of introverted examination . . . he actually goes to one of the universes next door and talks to his alternate-world selves. That's how he learned to sing and paint, among other things. One can only wonder what his alternate selves came here to learn from him. He's offering a few lessons on Quantum Jumping for free. No word on when WWBGD? T-shirts will be made available; presumably he's the only one who would buy them.

If no one buys into his story, no worries. Burt still has that American Monk gig to fall back on.
 

-- Suggested by Anders Starmark