October 23, 2012: Everything, Now With Lasers

If you're a supervillain, you might be interested to know that scientists are developing a method to put laser-emitting materials on nearly anything. The process involves taking the same kinds of crystals used in LCD displays and incorporating them into an ink, which can then be printed on almost any surface.

So if you've ever dreamed of driving around with a devastating raygun bumper sticker, the time is close at hand! Finally, my traffic woes shall end in fire and--

Ahem. I mean, pretty cool, eh?

-- Leonard Balsera