Praise "Bob"!

Holy is the proto-Overman! BLESSED is he who RANTS! Or not. The Overman-to-be LAUGHS! The False Overmen can't touch him, so he LAUGHS at the Norm world around us. SOLAR FLARES are coming! Hails of FIRE! Rains of PRAIRIE SQUID! What about the pathetic humans? I'll tell you about the SLACKLESS Norms who DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They hear the Divine Jest and respond only with a blank STARE! The pathetic humans do not GET it, they never will. They are worthless! They are the FOE! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Norms exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They will BURN when the last days come! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the grace of AntiMusic, despite the lies of the False Prophets, (as the pathetic humans whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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