Praise "Bob"!

As a Yeti spawn you are Blessed! Yes, his newest ShorDurPerSav is yours for the TAKING. The spawn of the Yeti seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who is INVISIBLE to the lying bastardss. The Yeti spawn is blessedly INSANE and puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is. Yes, cast OUT the False Prophets! The law and order-loving Pink Boys are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the near-omnipotent one, Cthulhu! They will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! "Bob's" message is NOT for THEM! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who would FEAR your Clench meeting if they saw it, they drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They have NO hope, while the spawn of the Yeti can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the awareness of X-Day manifested today in a thousand ways (SAY IT!) promises REVENGE on the brain-dead Pink LOSERS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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