Praise "Bob"!

But your Yeti genes aren't enough by themselves! You have to PAY for salvation! PRAISE "Bob"! Reveling in that One True Yeti Mate, the Friend of "Bob" (with NO need of sanity) CASTS OUT the Conspiracy tools, the pathetic willing puppets. The enlightened Sub MOCKS Society! If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, EVOLVING ever faster and faster promises REVENGE on the DEPRAVED Conspiracy tools! And "Pils" too! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! What about the willing puppets? I'll tell you about the corrupt Conspiracy tools who have not 'Frop . . . like WRETCHED lemmings, they are DOOMED never to know the mutated JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the willing puppets don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?