Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true true SubGenius. He seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who ("Bob" willing) is FREE from the DOOMED bonds of Normality. Remember, EACH of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Pink Boys who WANT to be told what to do, WANT to be ordered around! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they will BURN when the last days come! When they see their HAIR falling out they'll be SORRY, but it will be TOO LATE! Pity the Pink LOSERS, the idiotic Pink Boys who have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are jealous! They FEAR everything different. All around us the Pink LOSERS live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! The False Overmen are WATCHING! They know the miraculous Janor Device (and the SubGenius MUST believe this) GUARDS us against the plots of Yog-Sothoth and is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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