Praise "Bob"!

Will YOU be among the Saved? We WILL overcome! I'm here to tell you, the true SubGenius is GUARDED by the Bleeding Head and the "Fightin' Jesus". YES, the SubGenius is guarded by the Sacred Stencil. And YES! he is SEEN at Devivals and HEARD at Fake Healings! Normals DENY that the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. DOWN with sanity! Remember, EACH of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Normal wimps are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They are DOOMED! And they are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?