Praise "Bob"!

I'm a Yeti spawn! How can you TELL one of our kind? He SPRINGS his X-Day Practices in the face of the fullblood humans. He has no NEED to be "cool," but KILLS "BOB" when the divinely IMperfect urge strikes. Yes, KILL ME! Or else the essence of OverMan (or OverWOMAN)hood is pure Bulldada! Its enslackened MOCKERY sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened. Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the NON-mutated losers know not WOTAN or "Bob" Himself, they have NO Nental Ife! And they have NO hope, while the spawn of the Yeti can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. Yip! Yip! YEEEEEEEE! As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?