Praise "Bob"!

Reveling in sheer Slackful BLISS, the Doktor wants no Normal Normality. Like "Bob" himself, the blessed Doktor has no NEED to be "cool," but BECOMES himself the Slack he buys from "Bob"! PRAISE the SubGenius! Mediocretins are genetically incapable of understanding that the "rantings" of the inspired Doktor, like the love of Jehovah-1 (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) will surely be revealed through the blessing of Bulldada. If you hate the Conspiracy, send CASH! Bob NEEDS it! Yog-Sothoth, the THING from OUTSIDE, JEALOUS of our free Slack, WANTS mankind to be VILE and drooling. It is not half as "enlightening" as a bottle of CHEAP WINE! Quit your job for "Bob"!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?