Praise "Bob"!

As a Yeti spawn you are Blessed! Yes, a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS is yours for the TAKING. The spawn of the Yeti needs no Mass Short-Term Marriage to refill his Slack. Yet he still grabs sheer Slackful BLISS and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The Yeti spawn KILLS "BOB" when the blessedly INSANE urge strikes. We WILL overcome! I'm a spawn of the Yeti! How can you TELL one of our kind? He has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he knows the world OWES him Slack! Think of a PIPE, sticking in a human face, FOREVER! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Pinks are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they do not GET it, they never will. They are BRAINLESS! Those sorry Mediocretins! The Anti"Bob" sucks Pink Boy souls like CANDY and WANTS mankind to be WITLESS and depraved. It is the PITILESS apocalypse the Xists warns us about!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?