January 2, 2014: Creepy Patents Are Creepy

Have you ever wanted an AI to steal your social media identity? How about a tattoo that can tell if you're lying? A TV that watches you back? Well, there are companies that think you do want these things. Check out this list of creepy patents for things that nobody really wants. Some of them might make you shudder; others might make you die a little on the inside.

-- Brian Engard