July 12, 2005: We'll Bridge That Cross When We Come To It

While the rest of the world has been playing vampire games, FizerPharm has been doing serious research. We'll all no doubt be much better off - or at least, those in the upper income brackets will - when the Homo sapiens vampiris genotype is resurrected as our savant servants. I was personally quite proud to hear about the Texas penal system's participation in the experimental program, and I'm going to call my broker about FizerPharm stock tomorrow!
-- Steve Jackson

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